A friend of mine has created a new group that allows a variety of anime fandoms. YES, ANIME! x3 From,Pokemon, Danganronpa, Maid Sama, Special A, Ouran High School Host Club, to Naruto. OH! They also allow anime versions of other non-anime fandoms such as South Park and MLP. Just read the rules carefully before joining. Feel free to swing on by! Thanks so much and be verrrry welcome to hit that 'join' button! The link to the group is here: :iconcircus-of-anime:

Also, if you happen to have any questions concerning the group, please notify the group's admin! The link is here: :iconsyrrose:

July-August, 2016


Is Your Ass Poppin' For Fireworks Yeeet?!?


:iconbigheartplz:This Is Also Summer of Love Issue!:iconbigheartplz:

Star divider Black White by ToxiceStea
Fireworks by nuic

The Contests


Double Dummy-Butt


For July:
Darth Vader by gattadonna
Reasons: There is no doubt about it...he is a dork!
For August:

13318733 1548100075485675 1866704751 N by Unwritten-Lyrics
Reason: Because he is a girly bitch-boy who enjoys cross-dressing for men.

Queer of the Year


TF - Tracks x Raoul kiss by Cloud-Kitsune

Congrats to Tracks! The gayest Transformer yet!


Reasons: Because he has been caught mouth raping this man in the image!

Double TMS VMAs


For July:

Daughtry: Torches(Nominated By: :iconsyrrose: )


For August:
  

Enrique Iglesias: Duele El Corazon

                             
Cupcake Divider III - Commiss. by etNoir

Ass-Popping News


Woman Rejects Man With Long Hair


Negi Booty Shake by Beary-Boo There is a man. He has long hair. Because of this long hair, he thinks he can be anything, do anything. Simply anything he puts his mind to. But the one thing he can't do is get women. He just doesn't understand why. Here...is why...
Neji and Tenten by Sillysammijo This woman is someone who this long haired freak images nude. Just look at that bun-head. He wants her badly, but he can't have her! Do you know why? Because she thinks he is one ugly bastard.  TenTen by gaara-kun5656 Besides the fact the man, Negi, tries to be feminine, she knows that if they were to date, everyone would think they are a "cute lil' lesbian couple". So she says NO, and refuses to date this fugly weirdo. And there is poor Negi, all alone. The only thing that would want him is...another man.  Steampunk Goggles FTW by Ska-T-Sama

The Average Gamer's View On Relationships


w579uVY by Unwritten-Lyrics:iconspeechbubbleplz: I want you~.
Have you run into anyone like this on the internet or in nerdy game stores? People like this are everywhere...in school, in stores, in the same public bathroom as you, Christ-raping churches, anywhere. Whether you know it or not, someone like this guy could be admiring you. If he told you he loved you, would you love him back? What would you do or say, would you run away?

One look at a guy like the pimply freak above and the average girl will turn away fast. But if you think about it, even ugly gamers have feelings too. Could you imagine a tear falling from his eyes? Try imagining the feelings of rejection he is feeling that minute.

However, I bet you are all curious...what is the gamer's view on relationships???Mom's little Boy by theKoudelka ANYWAY! We were curious too, so we asked many gamers how they felt about relationships, and we got answers! This is what they told us, the exact words: 
"Well I'd just go after anything I find, really..."
"I feel so desperate. I tried asking girls out, but they all rejected me!"
"I can't keep girlfriends for too long, there is probably something wrong with me, right?"
"I am obsessed with love, like...it's my main obsession. I'm addicted to love! Why I can't find girls to love me, I have no idea..."




Stan Marsh Makes the Wrong Move On The First Date


 Just yesterday....this little boy was seen at a fancy restaurant with a beautiful pony. I bet you can't guess her name, can you? We'll give you a little hint! Rarity by Pony-Spiz That's right! It's Rarity the Unicorn! 
We spied on them through the window and they seemed to be having much fun! That is, until a sneaky grin reached Stan's lips as his hand crawled under the table. We didn't know what was happening, but we watched with our eyes peeled. Stan Marsh by Stalcry

By the reaction of Rarity's face we knew that Stan must have fingered a certain spot. We watched as her face blushed darkly. But then! A purse swung around, slamming into the black haired boy's face. So Rarity was no longer the only red-faced one! Pervy Stan, shame on you!

Dead Pyroar Found on Road


Just a few days ago, we spotted a male Pyroar's dead body lying on the hot road. We don't know how it got there, but we seem to think it hated it's life and decided to kill itself. When we finally reached the area, we noticed tired tracks adorned it's body and flies were air-born.

From what little the locals have to say, this Pyroar just simply dragged himself to the road before throwing his body to the left side head-first.

We barely feel sorry for this dumbass creature, and may it rape Jesus in heaven.
Cupcake Divider III - Commiss. by etNoir

Games


Find The Ties!


Cute Tango by Red-Moon-WolfCartman by pungangtumblr msgjc2B4kl1rrcyelo1 500-9939 by Unwritten-Lyrics
Mop-Head by Unwritten-LyricsScreenshot 2016-02-13 at 11.46.22 PM-6348 by Unwritten-Lyrics
Download by Unwritten-Lyrics



LOVE by Unwritten-Lyrics00511410 by Unwritten-LyricsUntitled Drawing by Unwritten-Lyrics
Images by Unwritten-LyricsProfile Picture By Unwritten Lyrics-d7ni40z by Unwritten-Lyrics Download (2) by Unwritten-Lyrics

Something I Came Across


Cute
Britney Spears by greendesireSHSL BABES by S0uredApple Britney Spears colored2 by nikki13088


naruto by alemarsLee Chibi by gejimayo
Enrique Iglesias by Khaos-Wolfryn  
Ugly
Neji by strxbeCaitlyn Jenner loves Wheaties. by DannyJarratt Jesus by amonteiro
it's butters by stardroidjeanButters in Tartan Plaid by Sugaree-33 Kitten of the Castle by thrumyeye
Cupcake Divider III - Commiss. by etNoir

More


:iconballoonplz:Birthday Fun!:iconballoonplz:


July
you and me by xmassacre

:iconstarplz:Jason Wade:iconstarplz:


Birthday Gift: :icontieplz: This nice looin' man gets a piece of parasitic clothing because he reportedly didn't have one! However, I expect Jason to box it up and leave it in that "freaky" Spanish guy's mailbox! 

Fortune: Something great will happen to you, and bring a smile to your face! We don't know when, but it will happen!

Honorable Mentions


 Stamp - Selena Gomez Fan by Silliest-Sarah
August
Demi Lovato by starorange06

:iconstarplz:Demi Lovato:iconstarplz:


Birthday Gift: Because she doesn't look much like the above picture anymore, and got really chunky, we had no other choice but to give her a :iconsaladplz:

Fortune: Don't be down! You have a fighting chance to lose weight!

Honorable Mentions


Christina Perri Stamp by sparkly-purple-ninjaMadonna Stamp by poserfan


Man Hottie Of The Month!


For July:
tumblr mvhz93EaBG1r3kfg4o1 500 by Unwritten-Lyrics

Mondo Owada(Nominated By: :iconsyrrose: )


Reason: Just look at this hawt man, his niiiice body and hair and alluring eyes. This is the kind of man all women would want to have!

For August:
Just Rock Lee by Ravenniia

Rock Lee


Reason: Because his rock-hard dick makes me feel giddy all day long!

Letters


Dear TMS, 
"WTF, did you just make fun of Donald Trump in your pathetic newspaper? FUCK YOU, HE IS A GOOD GUY! I VOTED FOR HIM, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW!"

                                                             FU, Kathy

Dear Kathy, 
"Yes, we did rip on Donald Trump in our paper! Thanks for noticing!"
         
                                                           Love, TMS
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um hi?
"so i read ur newspaper. i didn't like it pls stop.thank u."

                                                             Betty

Dear Betty, 
"Um, I read your comment and I think you should crawl back into the hole you fell out of. Thank you."

                                                            Love, TMS
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Hallo, 
"I am from southern United States and I mumble. Badly. I have come to you because I seek help. So please help."

                                                           Love, Derek

Dear Derek, 
"Well, Mr. Mumbles, I suggest you take practice on your speech. There ain't nothing I can do to resolve your problems. Read books aloud. Just practice, you fucking idiot!"

                                                         Love, TMS
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The Monthly Special




:iconunwritten-lyrics:

June, 2016


Free Black Bow Icon by Nightlight-LullabyIT'S OUR THIRD YEAR ANNIVERSARY, PRICKS!Free Black Bow Icon by Nightlight-Lullaby


Heartless King Elegant Divider by EuTytoAlba


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Dummy-Butt



Reasons: Because He Is A Gay Little Shit.

Queer of the Year



Evidence: We Caught Him Attempting Violent Sex With Sunstreaker.

TMS VMAs



Shakira: Try Everything


Free Red Bow Icon by Nightlight-LullabyAss-Popping NewsFree Red Bow Icon by Nightlight-Lullaby


The Origin of the Word: Dummy-Butt


Look at our glorious name, 'Dummy-Butt'. I bet you are sitting down wondering... "What the fuck is a fucking Dummy-Butt...?" or "Who the fuck came up with this name?" Well! We can answer your question! 

A long time ago...there were three little dolls. They were good friends, and their names were(from left to right)...'Crotch, Butt, and Nakiess.' Db by Unwritten-Lyrics These little dolls loved adventure and did everything as a small group, but the one thing that threw off their attraction was that they were gross. Just like their names, they loved, butt, crotch and naked people. They often attempted to force themselves a bit, but it was all in good fun and charm. They were very dumb, hence their group name... The Dummy-Butts. RlzCFRq by Unwritten-LyricsYa6W9Zt by Unwritten-Lyrics


WTF? Twilight Sparkle The Anti-Christ???



obama by cuson Hello no-brainers! If you are in tune to watching people on Youtube, like Alex Jones, Lisa Haven, dumbass preachers, and all them dummies, then you might at one point hear them mention the Ant-Christ. Yes, he is coming. Now let us look at this picture of Obama. Most people will say he is our Anti-Christ, but I will have you know that he totally isn't!!! Like, whaaaaat? That's right! Studies show that our Anti-Christ will be someone magical, and that prick up there ain't magical. Duh. I have all this knowledge inside me, and I will let you in on all of it! Our Anti-Christ is... Crazy Twilight 3D Print by Clawed-Nyasu TWILIGHT SPARKLE! 

This bitch plans to come to earth and pretend to be Jesus. She will use her magic to heal the sick and make the world a better place to live, but this is only a facade, my friends. Don't be fooled by her ugly appearance.

D: Dark Lace by AngelicHellraiser

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Find The Ties!


The Old Man and the Sea by borda  THE X-FILES: Mulder and Scully by pbozproduction Sasusaku - The X-files by Dhiary

Cat by CuCat frog by mrcmarco
+Naruto Boys+ by Mikutashi   Enoshima Junko by meynari tumblr mud2ivBRCm1r2kp1ko1 500 by Unwritten-Lyrics

wagnaria !! by Lumoni Yamada, Yama-da! by Louistrations

Mugen commission by joverine   Crepusculo con sombrero by el-bojo Trump by jollyjack


It Might As Well Be



Fox Mulder, FBI by TerryXart might as well be a  Chainmail Necktie by BorosilicateArachnid


cat by Roberth might as well be a ball of :iconshitplz:

butters by SouthParkFantasy  might as well be fugisaki by hikariStar-chan

Twilight Sparkle MLP by Amelie-ami-chan might as well be Touko Fukawa - Dangan Ronpa by Chocozombi

D: Dark Lace by AngelicHellraiser

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Make Twilight Sparkle and Fluttershy Dolls!


Would you like to create your own figurines of these two ponies? We are smart and know how you can make your very own! Just follow our simple instructions:

What You Will Need:
1. Toilet Paper Rolls
2. Markers
3. Scissors
4. Paper
5. Tape
NOW LET'S GET STARTED!
Step One: Cut the roll in order to make a head. Use the rest for the legs. 
Step Two: Because you will need more than one roll to make a single pony, use the other roll for the body.
Step Three: Get some paper and wrap it around the head and body. Use tape to hold it together.
Step Four: Tape on the head and appendages.
Step Five: Use the rest of the paper for fun accessories, like glasses, ears, mane, and tail! Use tape to hold it together.
Step Six: Color the paper whatever color you want!

When you get done, it should look kinda like this:
HmKutSr by Unwritten-Lyrics

Vanilla Cupcake by casey-leeBirthday Fun!Vanilla Cupcake by casey-lee



Pixel gemstones - Diamond by ArrellineDonald TrumpPixel gemstones - Diamond by Arrelline


Birthday Gift: :iconenriqueiglesiasplz: Here you go! Please respect this gift with all your heart and soul~~~!

Fortune: Good things will happen to you in the near future. Make a wish and all your dreams will come true!

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Letters


Dear TMS,
"I HATE UR NEWSPAPER! U made fun of all my favorite characters!!!!!! And why? To make urself feel good about urself? Because u have nothing else better going on with ur life????? FUCK U!!!!!"
                                             I HATE U, Pablo

Dear Pablo,
"We make fun of what we see fit, so we don't really care what you think."

                                             Love, TMS
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Monthly Dickshit,
"Are you still writing newspapers? OMG! DID YOU JUST MAKE FUN OF ADAM AND EVE???? THEY WERE THE FIRST HUMANS ON EARTH AND YOU ARE FUCKIGN UP THEIR STORY! GO READ THE BIBLE, YOU MOTHERFUCKER! JUST WAIT 'TIL JESUS COMES BACK, HE WILL GET RID OF YOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

                                            Cassie(from the Nursing Home)

Dear Cassie,
"Your reply was too funny to be serious about! it was like....the most butthurt we have seen in a long time! Keep up the good work!"

                                            Love, TMS
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Um, HI!
"Britney Spears is NOT going bald, okay? Always had a high hairline, liike....ALWAYS!!!!! So instead of making her feel bad, why dont you go fuck yourself?"

                                            Angie(from the Nursing Home)

Dear Angie,
"I was already fucking myself to your comment, so...."

                                             Love, TMS
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The Monthly Shitter,
Um, why dont you...ummmm...go kill yourself because...ummmm Chris Crocker is a hero because...ummmm he supports us gays and stuff! Ummmmm....he is like my idol so that doesnt give you a right to....ummm...make fun of him. He is hot, you know!!!!!! I wish I could marry him, but he is 2 gay for me."

                                           Marybelle(from the Nursing Home)

Dear Marybelle,
"We don't give a shit about Chris Crocker or how you feel about him."
 
                                                Love, TMS
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June 2013

:new: Since I couldnt find out where brainfarts came from, I decided to have a monthly special, where I post up funny news about cartoons like a real newspaper! :new:
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Dummy-Butt of The Month:

Penny Ling by MonsterHighGhoul101

Reason: Because she is a stupid, sensitive, dummy

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Eye-Catching Stories!


Real Smurf Found In Ditch!

One day, I was riding my bike, and in a ditch, my eyes caught a smurf laying very still.Truthfully,it stunk really bad and it looked dead.

I stopped my bike to get a better look at the dead animal.Yep, it was dead all right.

I didn't want some ugly smurf polluting up our planet, so I put some old gloves on, so I could pick it up.I stuffed it into a trash bag, and on my way home, I just threw it into the stove to get burned.

Later, I done some research on the internet to find out what breed that smurf might be. The internet said it was a,  Papa Smurf by MollyKetty

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Something Ugly, I Came Across:

Knockout by StreepPrime   Sunstreaker by shibara-draws-mecha 
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Something Cute I Came across:

Rainbow Dash by atryl  South Park Eric Cartman gif by Dimabig Comedy Gold by thelivingmachine02

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