A friend of mine has created a new group that allows a variety of anime fandoms. YES, ANIME! x3 From,Pokemon, Danganronpa, Maid Sama, Special A, Ouran High School Host Club, to Naruto. OH! They also allow anime versions of other non-anime fandoms such as South Park and MLP. Just read the rules carefully before joining. Feel free to swing on by! Thanks so much and be verrrry welcome to hit that 'join' button! The link to the group is here:
Also, if you happen to have any questions concerning the group, please notify the group's admin! The link is here:
For July: Reasons: There is no doubt about it...he is a dork! For August:
Reason: Because he is a girly bitch-boy who enjoys cross-dressing for men.
Queer of the Year
Congrats to Tracks! The gayest Transformer yet!
Reasons: Because he has been caught mouth raping this man in the image!
Double TMS VMAs
For July:
Daughtry: Torches(Nominated By: )
For August:
Enrique Iglesias: Duele El Corazon
Ass-Popping News
Woman Rejects Man With Long Hair
There is a man. He has long hair. Because of this long hair, he thinks he can be anything, do anything. Simply anything he puts his mind to. But the one thing he can't do is get women. He just doesn't understand why. Here...is why... This woman is someone who this long haired freak images nude. Just look at that bun-head. He wants her badly, but he can't have her! Do you know why? Because she thinks he is one ugly bastard. Besides the fact the man, Negi, tries to be feminine, she knows that if they were to date, everyone would think they are a "cute lil' lesbian couple". So she says NO, and refuses to date this fugly weirdo. And there is poor Negi, all alone. The only thing that would want him is...another man.
The Average Gamer's View On Relationships
I want you~. Have you run into anyone like this on the internet or in nerdy game stores? People like this are everywhere...in school, in stores, in the same public bathroom as you, Christ-raping churches, anywhere. Whether you know it or not, someone like this guy could be admiring you. If he told you he loved you, would you love him back? What would you do or say, would you run away?
One look at a guy like the pimply freak above and the average girl will turn away fast. But if you think about it, even ugly gamers have feelings too. Could you imagine a tear falling from his eyes? Try imagining the feelings of rejection he is feeling that minute.
However, I bet you are all curious...what is the gamer's view on relationships??? ANYWAY! We were curious too, so we asked many gamers how they felt about relationships, and we got answers! This is what they told us, the exact words: "Well I'd just go after anything I find, really..." "I feel so desperate. I tried asking girls out, but they all rejected me!" "I can't keep girlfriends for too long, there is probably something wrong with me, right?" "I am obsessed with love, like...it's my main obsession. I'm addicted to love! Why I can't find girls to love me, I have no idea..."
Stan Marsh Makes the Wrong Move On The First Date
Just yesterday....this little boy was seen at a fancy restaurant with a beautiful pony. I bet you can't guess her name, can you? We'll give you a little hint! That's right! It's Rarity the Unicorn! We spied on them through the window and they seemed to be having much fun! That is, until a sneaky grin reached Stan's lips as his hand crawled under the table. We didn't know what was happening, but we watched with our eyes peeled.
By the reaction of Rarity's face we knew that Stan must have fingered a certain spot. We watched as her face blushed darkly. But then! A purse swung around, slamming into the black haired boy's face. So Rarity was no longer the only red-faced one! Pervy Stan, shame on you!
Dead Pyroar Found on Road
Just a few days ago, we spotted a male Pyroar's dead body lying on the hot road. We don't know how it got there, but we seem to think it hated it's life and decided to kill itself. When we finally reached the area, we noticed tired tracks adorned it's body and flies were air-born.
From what little the locals have to say, this Pyroar just simply dragged himself to the road before throwing his body to the left side head-first.
We barely feel sorry for this dumbass creature, and may it rape Jesus in heaven.
Games
Find The Ties!
Something I Came Across
Cute
Ugly
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Birthday Fun!
July
Jason Wade
Birthday Gift: This nice looin' man gets a piece of parasitic clothing because he reportedly didn't have one! However, I expect Jason to box it up and leave it in that "freaky" Spanish guy's mailbox!
Fortune: Something great will happen to you, and bring a smile to your face! We don't know when, but it will happen!
Honorable Mentions
August
Demi Lovato
Birthday Gift: Because she doesn't look much like the above picture anymore, and got really chunky, we had no other choice but to give her a
Fortune: Don't be down! You have a fighting chance to lose weight!
Honorable Mentions
Man Hottie Of The Month!
For July:
Mondo Owada(Nominated By: )
Reason: Just look at this hawt man, his niiiice body and hair and alluring eyes. This is the kind of man all women would want to have!
For August:
Rock Lee
Reason: Because his rock-hard dick makes me feel giddy all day long!
Letters
Dear TMS, "WTF, did you just make fun of Donald Trump in your pathetic newspaper? FUCK YOU, HE IS A GOOD GUY! I VOTED FOR HIM, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW!"
FU, Kathy
Dear Kathy, "Yes, we did rip on Donald Trump in our paper! Thanks for noticing!"
Love, TMS ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ um hi? "so i read ur newspaper. i didn't like it pls stop.thank u."
Betty
Dear Betty, "Um, I read your comment and I think you should crawl back into the hole you fell out of. Thank you."
Love, TMS ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Hallo, "I am from southern United States and I mumble. Badly. I have come to you because I seek help. So please help."
Love, Derek
Dear Derek, "Well, Mr. Mumbles, I suggest you take practice on your speech. There ain't nothing I can do to resolve your problems. Read books aloud. Just practice, you fucking idiot!"
Evidence: We Caught Him Attempting Violent Sex With Sunstreaker.
TMS VMAs
Shakira: Try Everything
Ass-Popping News
The Origin of the Word: Dummy-Butt
Look at our glorious name, 'Dummy-Butt'. I bet you are sitting down wondering... "What the fuck is a fucking Dummy-Butt...?" or "Who the fuck came up with this name?" Well! We can answer your question!
A long time ago...there were three little dolls. They were good friends, and their names were(from left to right)...'Crotch, Butt, and Nakiess.' These little dolls loved adventure and did everything as a small group, but the one thing that threw off their attraction was that they were gross. Just like their names, they loved, butt, crotch and naked people. They often attempted to force themselves a bit, but it was all in good fun and charm. They were very dumb, hence their group name... The Dummy-Butts.
WTF? Twilight Sparkle The Anti-Christ???
Hello no-brainers! If you are in tune to watching people on Youtube, like Alex Jones, Lisa Haven, dumbass preachers, and all them dummies, then you might at one point hear them mention the Ant-Christ. Yes, he is coming. Now let us look at this picture of Obama. Most people will say he is our Anti-Christ, but I will have you know that he totally isn't!!! Like, whaaaaat? That's right! Studies show that our Anti-Christ will be someone magical, and that prick up there ain't magical. Duh. I have all this knowledge inside me, and I will let you in on all of it! Our Anti-Christ is... TWILIGHT SPARKLE!
This bitch plans to come to earth and pretend to be Jesus. She will use her magic to heal the sick and make the world a better place to live, but this is only a facade, my friends. Don't be fooled by her ugly appearance.
Games
Find The Ties!
It Might As Well Be
might as well be a
might as well be a ball of
might as well be
might as well be
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Make Twilight Sparkle and Fluttershy Dolls!
Would you like to create your own figurines of these two ponies? We are smart and know how you can make your very own! Just follow our simple instructions:
What You Will Need: 1. Toilet Paper Rolls 2. Markers 3. Scissors 4. Paper 5. Tape NOW LET'S GET STARTED! Step One: Cut the roll in order to make a head. Use the rest for the legs. Step Two: Because you will need more than one roll to make a single pony, use the other roll for the body. Step Three: Get some paper and wrap it around the head and body. Use tape to hold it together. Step Four: Tape on the head and appendages. Step Five: Use the rest of the paper for fun accessories, like glasses, ears, mane, and tail! Use tape to hold it together. Step Six: Color the paper whatever color you want!
When you get done, it should look kinda like this:
Birthday Fun!
Donald Trump
Birthday Gift: Here you go! Please respect this gift with all your heart and soul~~~!
Fortune: Good things will happen to you in the near future. Make a wish and all your dreams will come true!
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Letters
Dear TMS, "I HATE UR NEWSPAPER! U made fun of all my favorite characters!!!!!! And why? To make urself feel good about urself? Because u have nothing else better going on with ur life????? FUCK U!!!!!" I HATE U, Pablo
Dear Pablo, "We make fun of what we see fit, so we don't really care what you think."
Love, TMS ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Monthly Dickshit, "Are you still writing newspapers? OMG! DID YOU JUST MAKE FUN OF ADAM AND EVE???? THEY WERE THE FIRST HUMANS ON EARTH AND YOU ARE FUCKIGN UP THEIR STORY! GO READ THE BIBLE, YOU MOTHERFUCKER! JUST WAIT 'TIL JESUS COMES BACK, HE WILL GET RID OF YOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Cassie(from the Nursing Home)
Dear Cassie, "Your reply was too funny to be serious about! it was like....the most butthurt we have seen in a long time! Keep up the good work!"
Love, TMS ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Um, HI! "Britney Spears is NOT going bald, okay? Always had a high hairline, liike....ALWAYS!!!!! So instead of making her feel bad, why dont you go fuck yourself?"
Angie(from the Nursing Home)
Dear Angie, "I was already fucking myself to your comment, so...."
Love, TMS ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Monthly Shitter, Um, why dont you...ummmm...go kill yourself because...ummmm Chris Crocker is a hero because...ummmm he supports us gays and stuff! Ummmmm....he is like my idol so that doesnt give you a right to....ummm...make fun of him. He is hot, you know!!!!!! I wish I could marry him, but he is 2 gay for me."
Marybelle(from the Nursing Home)
Dear Marybelle, "We don't give a shit about Chris Crocker or how you feel about him."
Now...let us show you what our very first issue was like....
June 2013
Since I couldnt find out where brainfarts came from, I decided to have a monthly special, where I post up funny news about cartoons like a real newspaper!
One day, I was riding my bike, and in a ditch, my eyes caught a smurf laying very still.Truthfully,it stunk really bad and it looked dead.
I stopped my bike to get a better look at the dead animal.Yep, it was dead all right.
I didn't want some ugly smurf polluting up our planet, so I put some old gloves on, so I could pick it up.I stuffed it into a trash bag, and on my way home, I just threw it into the stove to get burned.
Later, I done some research on the internet to find out what breed that smurf might be. The internet said it was a,
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